SignWave by Andrew Vachss
Published by Pantheon on June 9, 2015
SignWave opens with an assassin named Olaf giving Dell a ridiculously long-winded lecture on his philosophy of assassination while he's bleeding to death. The lecture is Olaf's legacy, bequeathed to Dell along with the claws that he uses as a weapon of self-defense. Dell later lectures his wife Dolly about his philosophy of being a mercenary. Then Dell lectures the reader on a variety of subjects, including the dangers of Facebook, the ineffectiveness of domestic violence laws, woodpeckers, the harmonious balance of nature, left wing causes that he doesn't like, right wing causes that he doesn't like, lies on the internet, sex on the internet, women, homosexuality, cyberbullying, and more. Dell's rants make him sound like a cranky old man.
Dell also comes across as excessively paranoid and more than a little whacky. He's constantly running down to the basement to assemble a little computer that snaps together with Legos. He uses it to send absurdly abbreviated messages to a hacker he knows as "the ghost" before he disassembles it and hides it again. Dell is constantly running up and down the basement steps, repeating the process every time a nutty research project occurs to him that only the ghost can handle.
Meanwhile, Dolly lectures the group of teenage girls (who inexplicably drop by daily to hang out with her) about sex, love, virginity, and community activism. By the time a plot begins to develop, at least half the novel has gone by.
Throughout the novel, I was asking myself "Did Andrew Vachss really write this?" One of my favorite crime novels is Shella, a tight novel written in spare prose that offers a chilling psychological profile of a killer. The early Burke novels are written in a similar style, without an extra word. There has always been an element of philosophy in Vachss' writing but it has never gotten in the way of storytelling. Until now.
The plot involves a land trust that is buying up property, including a strip that Dolly wants to use as a dog park. When someone involved in the trust makes a concealed threat against Dolly (so concealed -- "don't go off half-cocked" -- that only Dell perceives it as a threat), Dell uses all of his formidable resources to investigate. Which basically means running up and down the basement steps to send cryptic messages to the ghost and occasionally sneaking around in the dark. Since Dell is the one who goes off half-cocked for no apparent reason, I found it difficult to get behind him. He's a paranoid lunatic but he isn't an interesting lunatic.
The plot also involves an investigative journalism blog operated by another paranoid lunatic (albeit a nonviolent lunatic) who stays hidden in the woods -- in other words, just Dell's kind of person. The plot as a whole is barely comprehensible. It is also the first Vacchs plot that I would classify as dull. While I have taken a great deal of pleasure over the years from reading Andrew Vachss, this is also the first Vachss novel I would not recommend, even with reservations. If you want to know Vachss at his best, give Shella a try.
NOT RECOMMENDED