Mrs. Plansky's Revenge by Spencer Quinn

Published by Forge Books on July 25, 2023

When Peter Abrahams writes as Spencer Quinn, he’s usually writing in the voice of Chet, the large dog who stars in his Chet and Bernie detective novels. Readers who are familiar with that voice will recognize it in Quinn’s new novel about Loretta Plansky, a woman of 71 who doesn’t let age get in the way of accomplishing her goals. Unlike Chet, Loretta is not distracted by squirrels, but she often expresses her thoughts in the kind of language that Chet might use.

Loretta lives in Florida. She has enough money to overcome the downside of living in Florida, having retired after selling a successful company she operated with her husband. She is now a widow. While missing the man to whom she was entirely devoted, Loretta maintains a positive outlook by playing tennis at her club and staying in touch with her children.

Dinu Tiriac lives in Romania. At the direction of his Uncle Dragomir, Dinu is learning English so that he can scam Americans. Dinu calls American seniors, pretending to be a grandson. He spoofs the grandson’s phone number so the call seems legitimate on caller ID. He claims he was arrested for DUI and needs $9,000 to make bail and get his car back. He promises to repay the money when his bail is refunded at his court appearance, but the reality is that he gets the victim’s bank information and empties their account using a cash transfer app that can’t be traced. This is, by the way, an actual scam that (according to the FTC) all too often succeeds in defrauding seniors.

It works on Loretta, who is a soft touch when it comes to her children and grandkids. She gives her bank account number and password to Dinu (posing as her grandson Will). Since she uses the same password for everything, she soon finds that her bank account and investment account have both been drained of funds. Altogether, she loses more than $8 million.

Loretta might be in the early stages of dementia; she’s easily confused, her memory comes and goes. Perhaps these are just the usual outcomes of aging, given that Loretta is often quite sharp. She is sufficiently lucid to explain what happened to her banker and investment manager, and then to the FBI, none of whom offer much hope that she will get her money back. Mild dementia or not, once Loretta learns that her money was transferred to Romania, Loretta decides to travel there and get it back. Perhaps that decision is itself a symptom of irrationality, but Loretta is plucky.

Loretta’s fortitude makes her a wonderful character. She is old fashioned in the sense that she places a high value on good manners and kind behavior. She doesn’t want to bother her kids with her problems. Realizing she has lost everything, she quickly resolves to sell her jewelry and condo. To save money, she takes her father out of the expensive care facility he hates and has him live with her. She thinks she might take a job driving for Uber, since the CEO of the company she founded with her husband won’t employ anyone older than 65.

Dinu is less admirable but still likeable. At 16, he’s controlled by his bullying uncle and by his hormones. He hopes to impress a girl with his success but she is decidedly unimpressed that he is making money by scamming elderly victims. Unlike his uncle, Dinu has a conscience.

Events that drive the novel’s second half might be a bit too coincidental, but that contributes to the fun. Implausible plots don’t detract from novels that aren’t meant to be taken seriously. When the US Embassy’s cybercrime specialist offers little hope, Loretta conducts her own investigation with the help of a journalist. She isn’t quite an action hero, but she is remarkably spry and fearless as she wanders through hidden hallways, makes a dangerous descent from a window, and shows off the ability to operate a motorcycle — a skill that she learned when she was 19. It’s tough not to root for a kindly aging lady, especially when she is revitalized by romance.

I always enjoy the Chet and Bernie series. If Quinn writes more novels about Loretta, I suspect I will enjoy them almost as much.

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